So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”
— Tyler, The Creator.
everyone has said and done problematic things in their lifetime. that’s a result of the society we live in, not necessarily a reflection of their character.
what is a reflection of their character is how they react to being informed of the negativity within their behavior and statements, and whether or not they choose to change their behavior.
I like how Obama can just casually say to the press (verbatim), “We tortured some folks,” but we’re still cool with him because he knows what gifs are. It’s really interesting.
i can’t believe “we tortured some folks” is a real phrase that came out of a…
Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did Louis die? My condolences.
I don’t get why you all obsess over this show
i am scorpio and i 100% agree with this
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
Time for my ‘Not so extravagant’ giveaway! But I got 1,500 followers and I am so grateful and thought I’d do a giveaway even if it’s small and not all that great! I’ve listed a few books I’ve really liked!
- Must be following me - this giveaway is for my followers.
- This giveaway is international - I’ll be using The Book depository so please check if they ship to your country.
- There will be one winner and can choose one book from the picture above. (Sadly, I’m not a millionaire so no hardcovers, also, I’ll try and give you the cover you want depending whether you want a British or American cover. Can’t promise anything.)
- Reblog for entryand like to bookmark- reblog as many times as you want but don’t spam your followers and NO giveaway blogs.
- If you win, you must be comfortable with giving me your address.
- Your ask must be open, I won’t contact through fanmail.
- This giveaway ends 5th August - if you still have questions, feel free to ask.
Again, thank you to my awesome followers!